A morning conversation with a crow.

Crow (to me): “What? You have a problem with me eating breakfast out of the dumpster? If you’ve got something to say to me, say it. Otherwise… Buzz off.”

Me (to Crow): Fair point, giant two-foot-tall crow with the sharp scary, beak. I don’t think I do have anything to say about it. Consider me buzzed off.”

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